1d8 snake poison names

1. Black Venom of the Deep Serpent
2. Crystalline Toxin of the Rattling Menace
3. Slither-Fuck's Greater Poison
4. Strange Blight of the Neuro-Snake
5. The Killing Dose of Unlife
6. Bane of the Yellow-Eyed Vermin
7. Fang-Juice of the Deadly One
8. Red Viper's Lethal Kiss

Alternatively, as a fellow player pointed out, these are brand names for "aggressively marketed energy drinks".