Dark rituals are important, but so are health & safety!
- It's important to wash the sacrificial dagger after every use.
- Please, as a courtesy to the next wearer, wipe the eerie animal mask clear.
- Acolytes are required to wash their robes weekly.
- The altar must be in pristine condition to honor Azathoth; don't be a Dirty Demoniac!
- Always put on gloves before touching the Tome of Death.
- You are free to NOT attend the grand ritual if you are a certified Plague Bearer. You can utter your prayers to the Dark Ones from your home chapel.
- Clean up after the toxic extradimensional slugs! Summon responsibly!
- Consumption of initiates' blood is suspended until further notice.
- Bring your own drinking horn; sharing of drinking horns is no longer permitted.
- When creating flesh golems, only use fresh, uninfected parts.
Written in collaboration with SlapClick, "the unnamed associate"!
